Here's what I learned from tonight's Democratic primary debate.

Both candidates agree:

-We need government in health care
-We need government in education
-We need government regulations
-We need government to confiscate our earnings through an income tax system and spend it however they please
-We need Medicare and Social Security
-Also, voters apparently commonly approach politicians and whin
e about their personal lives in such a way that can easily be relayed as a 25 second anecdote during a political debate

And yet the pundits are telling me this debate showed their "fundamental differences". Someone needs to explain to these dudes what the word "fundamental" means. And the word "difference".

I also learned that Obama has a sad puppy dog face he does when someone looks him in the eye and calls him a punk (in so many words).

So here's the score card after one round:

Romney: 1
Obama: 0
American people: still -16,000,000,000,000