If you may recall, Adam Morrison was a terrific sharp shooter for Gonzaga back in the day, drawing comparisons to Larry Bird. However laughable that may be now, at the time it was between him and JJ Redick for the best pure shooter in college. “Who will be the better pro?” some of us asked, however Michael Jordan saw enough of Morrison (or, rather, his handlers gave him some notes to read in between golf games) that he drafted him third overall in the 2006 NBA Draft (which turned out to be pretty awful outside of Rondo and LaMarcus Aldridge) just to see him flop in tear-jerking fashion.

After dropping out of the league, he went to play in Turkey, followed by a stint in Serbia. Now? He’s trying out for the Brooklyn Nets…and looking like this:

Please send him money.